so, yeah. my name's isaac, and this is a blog. i got the idea while doing laundry about an hour ago. i attempted a youtube thing a while back, because im very much into cinematography and stuff (im actually looking to major in it) and i wanted to document my transition as a transgender male teen and stuff. but you see, the problem is i have crippling anxiety and i couldnt talk in front of a camera for that long. im better behind the scenes, im no actor. but then i folded my underpants, looked up in satisfaction, and said to myself, "i can just make a blog! then i can mess up all i want and nobody will have to see my ugly face!"
and voila. dontquestionisaac was born.
so i guess you might wanna know more about me. im not sure whether to do this throughout posts or just spit it all out in one. ill just do one of those stupid tumblr memes for now and you can figure out the rest later, alright? here goes.
ah, here we are. i present to you, the "nosy ask meme" via ghouls-of-tokyo on tumblr.
- 01:How often do you shower?
- every other day. same schedule as my dog's chemotherapy.
- 02:How often do you brush your teeth?
- once or twice every day.
- 03:What do you do when your parents aren't home?
- a variety of things; play minecraft, have panic attacks over stupid shit, jerk off, etc.
- 04:Favorite dog breed?
- im partial to german shorthaired pointers because i have one, but i also like pugs, canaan dogs, border collies, mutts... basically all dogs as long as they arent annoying and wont bite me.
- 05:Favorite cat breed?
- i fucking hate cats im allergic to them they make me sneeze and get hives
- 06:Favorite story genre?
- sci-fi i guess, i dont read but i like a lot of futuristic movies. either sci-fi or comedy or drama. or really bad horror movies. damn, im bad at this arent i? not a clear answer for a single question...
- 07:Easiest song on the piano?
- implicit demand for proof by twenty one pilots. dont ask me how, but ive got it memorized.
- 08:Favorite imagine blog?
- idk what that is
- 09:Favorite Tumblr blog?
- mine
- 10:What do you think you smell like?
- shit
- 11:What is your "type?"
- jamayka
- 12:What is the first thing that comes to mind when I say "roll?"
- "autobots, roll out!"
- 13:Do you think your animals like you?
- haha nope doesnt stop me from loving on them though
- 14:What type of flower(s) would you give to your partner?
- sunflowers, theyre her favorite
- 15:Favorite fictional character?
- the 11th doctor, spiderman, or deadpool
- 16:Do you think your friends like you?
- nope
- 17:Do you get good grades?
- nope
- 18:How often do you cry?
- at least once a day
- 19:Do you get stressed out easily?
- very easily
- 20:Worst song you've ever heard?
- damn thats difficult... i love most all genres but anything country makes me nauseous so i guess that
- 21:Worst YouTuber ever?
- remember fred?
- 22:Are you religious?
- i like learning about different religions but as for myself im quite agnostic
- 23:Food that makes you throw up?
- most everything honestly im weird
- 24:Guilty pleasure?
- idfk i cant think of anything ill update this if i do
- 25:Do you enjoy looking at NSFW posts? (Imagines, gifs, pictures, etc.)
- mhmm. im a teenage boy, what do you want from me
- 26:What is something that makes you very uncomfortable?
- being alive
- 27:Who do you think is going to win the (American) election?
- trump and im gonna shoot myself when he does
- 28:Who do you want to win the (American) election?
- bernie duh
- 29:Do you have an accent?
- american i guess i mean i was born in england though if that means anything
- 30:Weird family tradition of yours?
- christmas crackers in america? not giving me candy for easter? idfk i dont like this anymore
- 31:Weirdest thing you've ever found at the beach?
- the jellyfish that stung me in the butt when i was like 5
- 32:Have you ever stolen something? (From a store, just on the ground, etc.)
- i frequently steal matches from my chem teacher just because i dont like him
- 33:Do you want to get tattoos?
- hell yeah
- 34:At what age do you want to get married, if you do?
- probably like 20, i dunno whenever it feels right
- 35:How many kids do you want to have, if you do?
- as of right now i dont wanna be a dad at all ever, but if i were to id want 2 so they dont have as shitty a childhood as i did
- 36:Describe the most attractive person you can think of.
- jamayka, she's got the most beautiful skin and a great butt and her hair is all over the place but in such a graceful way and i could stare into her eyes forever and her smile makes me melt and i dont think this is about attractiveness because im demisexual and im really not sexually attracted to anyone but i am to jamayka because of the strong emotional bond that we share and that probably sounds stupid but whatever im a sensitive little prick let me live
- 37:Have you ever met any fictional character look-alikes?
- nope
- 38:Have you ever had something stolen from you?
- this one time some punk stole my car and i jumped in the window and wrestled the bastard until i got it back and then it was all a dream
- 39:Rate your personality on a 1-10 scale.
- -368698638
- 40:Rate your physical attractiveness on a 1-10 scale.
- -6483648763895684798274832784638
- 41:Are you allergic to anything?
- cats, those little bastards...
- 42:Worst sickness you've ever had?
- mono?? im sick a lot i cant remember certain things
- 43:Goriest show/movie/book you've ever seen/read?
- turbo kid lmao
- 44:Do you speak any foreign languages? Even if only a little bit?
- i took 2 years of italian in school, and all i can do is pronounce things.
- jamayka is trying to teach me spanish and as of right now, i can only say 3 things: give me, it is raining, and i am on a train. but dont ask me to spell that shit.
- 45:What is a reason you would break up with your partner?
- there is none. i trust jamayka and she trusts me and i have complete faith in our relationship and i love her with all of my heart.
- 46:Do you get embarrassed easily? Does it show?
- yep, my face gets red and i cry
- 47:Favorite YouTuber?
- tobuscus
- 48:Would you go on the deep web if you could?
- idk what this means
- 49:Strangest thing you've ever bought online?
- 4 pairs of stainless steel chopsticks
- 50:When do you predict you'll die?
- im torn between very soon and not so very soon
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